The MEL List

An agency where I once worked used an acronym - MEL - as part of the work it did for one particular client. It was a mystery as to what it stood for - I found out once, but promptly forgot what the real meaning was. However, that didn't stop me from developing my own definition as to what M.E.L. meant:

Must Eat Lunch
Moray Eels Lounging
Men Eyeing Ladies
Most Easily Lost
Many Early Lattes
Missing Eye Lashes
Monthly Earthquake List
Military Evacuation Lexicon
Mindless Excess Lessons
Monday Evening Lamaze
Moldy Extra Lemons
Mom’s Exhausted Lately
Making Everybody Laugh
Mesopotamian - Egyptian Languages
Minors, Eastern League
Mainly Ever-growing List…

Mary! Extraterrestrials Linger!
Metaphysical Events? Laughable!
Must Expunge Lemurs
Mustachioed Estonian Loverboys
Musicals End Loudly
Mamboing Earl Live!
Monsters, Extra Large
Moody Elderly Llamas
Mineshaft’s Extra Lode-y
Missile…Exploding…Leave!
Mortals Expect Life
Muy Excellente Lambada
Money Exchange: Lira
“Machiavellian” Ended Lordship (must be from NJ to fully appreciate this, I think)
Middle Eastern Luxury
Mysterious Evil Lint
Measurements Extend Lengthwise
Mimes Excite Lisa
Medically Exempt, Loco
Mice Eschew Limburger
Mirrors?!!??? Exercising’s Looming
Make Exit Left
Monkeys Evolved Last
My Endless List
Madness Ending, Leaving…

Memories Evaporate Lately
Mindless Entry-Level
Meat? Eat Less!
Myriad Excuses, Loser
Martin Eff’n Lawrence
Mentions Entirely Low
Marriage Eases Loneliness
Mikey Eats Life
Maimed Entrails Loom
Make Effort, Lassie!
Maintain…Equilibrium…Listing…
Massage Exfoliates Legs
MP Expels Labour
Mistakes Everywhere, Louts!
Mumblety-peg Exterminates Limbs
Mashing Ends Lumps
Masked Extras’ Lineup
Manitoba Exports Lingonberries
Murphy’s Enacted Law
Mexican Exacerbates Laxatives
Missing Eriq LaSalle
Meant Every Lie
Mourning, Electra Looms
Making Eyeballs Looser
Mediocre Excuse, Lamo
Mascara Enhances Looks
Managing Everyone’s Limits
Missing Evolutionary Link
Menacing East LA
Mention Exorcism Last
Menlo’s Edison Laboratory
Mississippi’s Ecosystem Lessened
Minions Earn Less
Maplethorpe Enrages Lily-livered
Midnight Ends Libations
Morning Electra Looms
Muppet Ernie Lightly-Loafered
Murderers Exterminate Life
Mistoffelees Emulates Lions
Maypoles Ended Long-ago
Midnight Ends Libations
Marauders Encroach Lair
Mezzanine Encircles Loge
Moon Elicits Lunacy
Maxim Encourages Leering
Miniscule Embarrassing Loincloths
Madam, Exquisite Likeness
Mules Exert Labor
Moisture Evaporating Listlessly
Messy Eustachian Leak
Misdiagnose Early Lymphoma
Mostly Ended, Light-headed
Mom! Ewww, Limas!
Motoring Entails License
Madman Eats Livers
Mojo Envelops Lucky
My Example’s Lacking
Mauve Extra Lipstick
Mistakenly Embracing Lice
Monsters Loathing
Maine’s Easternmost Land
Mine’s Ermine, Lads
Missy Elliot’s Limo
Mighty Energetic Lightning
Mile-high Experimental Luge
Mingling Encourages Lewdness
Mumps Erupt! Look!
Mopeds Enthrall Laughingstocks
Mets Excite Latinos
Maneaters Eviscerate Lambs
Mopers Eagerly Lollygag
Mentally Engaging List
Megageeks - Easily Lamest
Merriment Embodies Looneyness
Mensa’s Entirely Loaded
Magic Enhances Love
Money Entitles Laziness
Mammoth Equals Large
Mince Every Leaf
Literati Espouse Learnedness
Mind Each Longhorn
Mesmerizing, Empowered Ladies
Mazes Encipher Labyrinths
Master Every Line
More Eggplant, Luigi
Missing Elephants Loom
Marine Encampment - Leathernecks
Medicated Easter Lollipops
Mystical Eastern Lore
Manipulating Enticing Lure
Meteoric Elevation Liftoff
Miserable Encephalogram Level
Medieval Enchanting Lute
Malingering Elite Lie
Modern English LP
Milky, Extra Lactose
Mainstream Enthusiasm Lags
Mocked Effigy Languishes
Murky European Laws
Molten Earth: Lava
Maudlin Entertainment Lounges
Meekly Encoding Libraries
Miami’s Elderly Laze
Emeril “Foodie” Lagasse
Melancholy Effected Lurking
Megalomaniacal, Egotistical Loudmouths
Making Entitlements Liquid
Mr. Ed’s Lead
Massive Energy Loss
Morbid Eulogy, Lou