Job titles I'd consider

Vice Chairman of Dynamism and Celery Futures

Strategic Pencil Sharpener

Mekeeper

Personal Desk Manager

Blamist

Lay Pope

Rhythm Guitarist of Planning

Industrial Fraidycat

VP of Strategic Apologies

Miss New England, 2006

Co-Scallywag

Lord Mayor of Research

Corporate Left Fielder

Chief Misinformation Officer

Captain Adequate

Goodwill Ambassador

Boastbuster

Developmental Narcissist

Company Jokesperson

Wonkamanager

Office Ranger

Aerial Pencil Artist

Regional Demigod

Bringiteer

Dreamcrusher

Meeting Farter

Revisionist Historian

Blanket Statement Weaver

Undersecretary of Overdelivery

Snoring Head

Fear Mongerer

The Client Whisperer

Our Little Bundle of ROI

Agent of Complacency

Trageterian

Corporate Irritant

Tactical Bonehead

Hung-Over Barista Haranguer

Inefficiency Expert

Curator of Outdated Documents

Executive Director of Undercoating

Balloon Animal Preservationist

Corporate Curiosity

Overreaction Coordinator

Bi-Polar Creative Director

Insolent Suck-Up

Quota Filler