New Yorker Caption Contest #35

“The New Yorker” Cartoon Caption Contest #35
January 16, 2006


I had a snaking suspicion you'd be tied up today.

Mr. Bojangles, I told you not to answer the door for the Avon Lady any more.

Are you gonna finish that?

I don't understand either - I thought I ordered a feather boa...

I guess that hissing wasn't from the steam heat after all.

First, I catch you with a vampire in the bedroom. Now this? What's next? Frankenstein in the shower?

I thought you wanted a snakeskin BAG...

At least it's not the old 'it's not you, it's me' speech - this time, it's the snake!

Albert, there's no such thing as a Mrs. Atkins diet!

Wow - that really IS chunky-style snake chow, isn't it?"

...besides that, same old, same old. How about you?

I told you they don't stay flushed.

I don't care if Britney Spears wore one. You're not wearing that to school, young lady!

Thank God! I thought you were going to ask me about the birds and the bees!

Maybe it's not the bra that's too tight, Karen.

Isn't that what they say? “Diamondbacks are forever...?”

Honey, when you said that you had a new squeeze named Snake, I just thought you were dating a biker...

I guess NBC finally found a way to recapture viewers.

They say that he's more afraid of you than you are of him.

Linda - you've got something on your sweater.