New Yorker Caption Contest #44: April 3rd

Yes, but he saved an entire platoon of imaginary paratroopers in the first Gulf War…

I don’t know about you, but I don’t think the U.N. is taking their role as peacekeepers here seriously.

Colonel Marceau, the men are waiting for the “go”…

Did the director change this scene?

I’m starting to think Corporal Marceau misunderstood the phrase “Act of War”.

I liked it better when the French were staying out of it.

If only we had someone who could climb an invisible rope, we could get out of this mess.

Sergeant, it’s time to begin operation “Silent but Deadly.”

So THIS is how they embed the closed-captioning reporters.

I REALLY thought it meant “Military Invasion, Multinational Effort”.

I can’t put my finger on it, but I think there’s a spy around.

Just pretend to be all you can be, Jenkins.