New Yorker Caption Contest #45

New Yorker Caption Contest #45: April 9th

….and that’s why a sugar-based nutrition program just works here in the Red Bull school district.

They say that on Earth children actually walk on the floor.

Remember when they used to just hang children’s artwork on the walls?

I think your biological clock is making you see things, Marie.

Office Services says there’s nothing they can do.

They’re calling it “wallplayper”.

They prefer to call themselves “gravity challenged”.

I’m sorry, Mrs. Eisher, but I prefer your earlier work.

I thought that “Gifted and Talented” meant that they were good at math.

I told you we’d be infested when they moved from the “Larvae” to “Pupil” stage…

I don’t understand this – there IS no woodwork!

It’s still dark in this hallway – we need some more of their “best and brightest”.

I don’t think MJ expected THIS when she married Spider Man.

Kids never climbed the walls like THIS in my day.

I blame Upsy-Daisy, that new tie-dye Teletubby.

Nobody said that genetic engineering wouldn’t have its drawbacks.

The decorator suggested a more lighthearted motif.

It’s been like this ever since Nike developed their Air Gecko model.

Yeah, but they tend to leave big smudge marks on the wall – it’s best to just leave them alone.

That’s what you get with new construction like this – Stalactykes.

They say free-range children climb the corporate ladder faster, but c’mon!