New Yorker Caption Contest #46

New Yorker Caption Contest #46: April 17th

I suppose the rest of you didn’t get the memo.

As you may have read, our negotiations with the security personnel’s union have not been going well.

Therefore, I’m announcing our switch to “business casual.”

I’d like to start off this meeting of “Amnesiacs Anonymous” by saying, “Who the hell are all of you?”

Let me repeat – we have no hidden agenda here.

Motion: “what happens in the boardroom, stays in the boardroom” - carries.

Most of you don’t know that I’m also a puppeteer…

Apparently, there was a typo in the memo from office services – it should say SMOKE free building.

Once again, I’ll have to respectfully ask the Director of Marketing to refrain from throwing his feces.

Welcome InvisiThread Investors!

…and that is why we’re here to announce our brand-new line for Spring – Dispoz-E-Clothes!

Simon Says: “Shake it all about!”

What would’ve happened if Enron executives had just picked “Dare.”

…and now, with no further ado, our new President and CEO, Howard Stern!