New Yorker Caption Contest #40

New Yorker Caption Contest #40: March 6th

I would’ve been better off with the lousy t-shirt.

You might have been shaken, but I definitely wasn’t stirred.

And I thought the service made a mistake when they said they were sending over a snow-up doll.

Frosty had to be inventive if he was going to avoid the wet spot.

Jessica took a hard line on secondhand snow.

Kathleen always did put Frosty inside a pedestal.

Sorry about the “let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” thing…

My other souvenirs just don’t understand my needs.

I hope this isn’t just a one-night shake.

And they say politics makes strange bedfellows.

This is NOT how I pictured the Island of Misfit Toys.

I hope you’re not upset, but my name’s really not Barbie.

That was the best Winter Ball ever!

Some girls love a good hot summer fling, but give me a long, hard winter anytime…

I know you frown on smoking angel dust, Steve, but I just find it relaxes me.