New Yorker Caption Contest #39

Feb 27, 2006 New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #39

Next time, the Man of Steel wears dockers.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Since when is there hazing for the Mile High Club?

The last thing they heard me say was “Hulk smash!” – then I woke up in Seattle.

You really do have to act fast to take advantage of some discount travel packages these days.

…name’s Lancelot. British Airways never mentioned a dress code for business travelers.

Never joke with Customs.

You ever have that dream where you’re flying?

I buy everything there and have it shipped.

The exchange rate killed me.

SPF 3000, why?

I give seminars on efficient packing techniques.

Whatever you do, don’t order the NY Strip in coach.

‘Virgin Airways’ – yeah, right…

I rep for Viagra. Staying in an ‘upright and locked position’ is company policy.

I find it’s just more aerodynamic.

You know how hard it is to find an airline that doesn’t have a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” policy?

I love Casual Flyday.

The in-flight safety instructions didn’t mention anything about the built-in seat-belt circumciser.